Archive for June, 2013

heat fans suckThe Miami Heat pulled off a spectacular come from behind victory in Game 6 of the NBA Finals. It was a comeback for the ages. Too bad a good portion of the fans who showed up did not get to see it.

Some people in attendance started streaming out of American Airlines Arena with a few minutes left in the game. It was amazing to see fans abandon their team when they still had a chance. And even if they didn’t, you should stay till the end. That’s what being a fan is all about.

And once those alleged fans were outside and realized that the Heat were coming back and sent the game into overtime they tried desperately to get let back in the arena. Luckily, security did not let them back in. Those bastards didn’t deserve to see what their team accomplished.

Victor Oquendo, a sports anchor for WPLG, live tweeted the whole sorry event.

Anyone who follows me on Twitter knows a frequently refer to Heat supporters as “fans.” I add the quotation marks because in my opinion most of them are not true fans. They are a bunch of bandwagoners who followed LeBron James to South Beach. I continually challenge said “fans” to tell me who Tim Hardaway is and I have yet to find one who can tell me without Googling it first.

So pay attention Heat “fans” this is why you are hated, not because your team is so great. You are hated because you suck.

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040912 tebow easterI was going to throw a serious bitchfit when I heard that Time Tebow aka Backup Jesus was signed by the New England Patriots. At first I thought it was a joke. You know, you see somebody tweet out “BREAKING NEWS” followed by something ridiculous. They are just trying to be funny and the whole thing shouldn’t be taken seriously. I have been known to do that from time to time as well.

But when I saw this I knew I couldn’t possibly be true. When I found out it was true I hit the roof. This bit of news pretty much ruined the whole season for me and plenty of other fans.

I was going to piss and moan about how I didn’t even want to watch the NFL and how this decision is an affront to the whole game of football. I was going to do that but my good friends over at Deadspin beat me to it. And they did it much better than I would have.

This is one of my favorite passages:

This is what you’ve foisted upon the world, Bill Belichick. You can’t win a Super Bowl with your shitass defense these days, so now you just content yourself with demonstrating little football tricks for the world, to let everyone know you’ve still got it. You just subjected us to the worst of ESPN and the Tebow Industrial Complex. I hope it was worth it. You dick.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

 

Read the entire article here: http://deadspin.com/fuck-you-bill-belichick-512568029